Spam

I can't recall advertising any personal/private needs on the internet, besides I still have good flag ceremonies going every early morning, yet every time I open my email, I always recieve spam that reads:

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Hahahaha. Stir.......hehehehe.

Masubukan kaya ano?

Reklamador - Pinoy style

1. In the early 1990’s when traffic was unbearable (3 hours Cubao to Makati), to solve the problem the government constructed the MRT. And we can hear from the people: why construct this massive things, it causes traffic, nagkaka-letse letse ang byahe, corruption etc.

2. In the 1990’s when there was 6 hours a day brownout, people were complaining: ala kaming magawa dahil walang koryente, di makapanood ng tv, sine, inutil ang gobyerno etc. etc. So, FVR went all over the world and sourced 18 Billion dollars of investments to provide electricity to the people. And when elctricity becomes available, we can hear from people, bakit ang taas taas ng koryente, NO to PPA. Ayaw naming magbayad ng mahal (gusto namin libre, hehe).

3. Ngayon gumagawa ang gobyerno ng mass transport system: north rail. Madidinig mo sa tao: illegal, unconstitutional, corruption, etc. etc.

4. Aayusin ang batas through chacha. Madidinig mo: ayaw namin, unconstitutional.

5. Mag e-envite ng investors sa mining sector to create employment. Madidinig mo: ayaw namin, its bad for the environment, etc. etc.

6. Mag-eemplement ng EVAT para maayos ng daloy ng serbisyo, makapagtayo ng schools, madagdagan ang sweldo ng mga government employees. Madidinig mo: ayaw namin, pahirap sa bayan, etc. etc.

7. Reklamo dahil sa dami ng hijackers. Paghinuli at pinagbabaril ang mga hijackers, maririnig mo: human rights violation daw.

8. Lumalakas ang peso: Ayaw namin, hindi na magiging competitive ang ating export. Paghumina naman ang peso: wala ng halaga ang pera natin, inutil ang gobyerno.

9. Si Erap ang presidente: Ayaw naming kay ERAP!, Si Gloria ang presidente: Ayaw namin kay Gloria. (si dinky...[pabulong]: ako na lang kaya hehehe).

Ano ba talaga gusto natin?

Ala lang, sarap kasi magreklamo ng magreklamo eh. Hehehe.

Pilipinas? Are you a man or a woman? Hirap mong intindihin eh. Hehehe

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If something is wrong, don't blame yourself or ourselves. Blame the President.

If its too political, blame US imperialism.

To create a brand blame. Shout US + ________(family name of however is President ), ibagsak!

Hehehe.

Going shopping

I am going shopping on Thursday and Friday. My targets are:

1 Merrell Shoes (dagdag to my collection of 7 shoes)
2 levis pants
Various medicines (medicine here is way way cheaper than in the Philippines)
1 200 ml Givenchy
1 200 ml Hugo Boss
1 CellPhone with Camera (trade in ko luma ko na nokia 7610)
3 Polo shirts
1 Laptop??? not sure
What else....pag iisipan pa, hehehe.

Lets see.

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I went to see the Boss yesterday.

Me: Sir, I am going home.
Boss: Why? you've been here for only 7 months, your vacation is not up until August.
Me: I am going home.
Boss: Take your vacation on August, Ok?
Me: I am going home, (kulit, e, hehehe)
Boss: Kulit mo ah...yallah go!

Hehehehe. Time to shop.

Good Times

Keep the good times rolling.

Saudis and expats are happy, I am sure, with the recent 25% reduction on international and local calls. My housemate keeps all his Jawal cards since he arrived here for his second year (he arrived December 2005), and thus far he has used up cards worth 4,500 Riyals. With this cost reduction, he would have been able to save more than 1, 100 Riyals.

Another is, the King here, King Abdullah slashed the prices of gasoline and diesel. Previously, a liter of gasoline costs 0.90 riyal, but starting yesterday, its been reduced to 0.60 riyal or 7.00 pesos per liter! In our country, how much is it? 32.00 pesos per liter ba?

Hehehe. Ano kaya nuu, bili kaya ako dito ng maraming gasolina at ibenta ko dyan sa atin? Hehehe.