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Saturday, May 13, 2006

Reklamador - Pinoy style

1. In the early 1990’s when traffic was unbearable (3 hours Cubao to Makati), to solve the problem the government constructed the MRT. And we can hear from the people: why construct this massive things, it causes traffic, nagkaka-letse letse ang byahe, corruption etc.

2. In the 1990’s when there was 6 hours a day brownout, people were complaining: ala kaming magawa dahil walang koryente, di makapanood ng tv, sine, inutil ang gobyerno etc. etc. So, FVR went all over the world and sourced 18 Billion dollars of investments to provide electricity to the people. And when elctricity becomes available, we can hear from people, bakit ang taas taas ng koryente, NO to PPA. Ayaw naming magbayad ng mahal (gusto namin libre, hehe).

3. Ngayon gumagawa ang gobyerno ng mass transport system: north rail. Madidinig mo sa tao: illegal, unconstitutional, corruption, etc. etc.

4. Aayusin ang batas through chacha. Madidinig mo: ayaw namin, unconstitutional.

5. Mag e-envite ng investors sa mining sector to create employment. Madidinig mo: ayaw namin, its bad for the environment, etc. etc.

6. Mag-eemplement ng EVAT para maayos ng daloy ng serbisyo, makapagtayo ng schools, madagdagan ang sweldo ng mga government employees. Madidinig mo: ayaw namin, pahirap sa bayan, etc. etc.

7. Reklamo dahil sa dami ng hijackers. Paghinuli at pinagbabaril ang mga hijackers, maririnig mo: human rights violation daw.

8. Lumalakas ang peso: Ayaw namin, hindi na magiging competitive ang ating export. Paghumina naman ang peso: wala ng halaga ang pera natin, inutil ang gobyerno.

9. Si Erap ang presidente: Ayaw naming kay ERAP!, Si Gloria ang presidente: Ayaw namin kay Gloria. (si dinky...[pabulong]: ako na lang kaya hehehe).

Ano ba talaga gusto natin?

Ala lang, sarap kasi magreklamo ng magreklamo eh. Hehehe.


Pilipinas? Are you a man or a woman? Hirap mong intindihin eh. Hehehe
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If something is wrong, don't blame yourself or ourselves. Blame the President.

If its too political, blame US imperialism.

To create a brand blame. Shout US + ________(family name of however is President ), ibagsak!

Hehehe.